It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
soo... how was my night?
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