I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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