i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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