OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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