And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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