her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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