are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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