Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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