worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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