Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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