Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
operation harelip BJ is a go
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
God, I missed his penis.
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