Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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