party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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