Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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