The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
