her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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