so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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