There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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