oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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