You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
There's always time for handjobs
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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