No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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