We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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