She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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