check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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