escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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