I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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