sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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