I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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