Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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