I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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