Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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