you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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