I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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