Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
too bad you live with your parents still
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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