This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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