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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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