problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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