so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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