Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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