3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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