Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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