She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
