Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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