i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My dick has a subreddit
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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