We won't sleep together?
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Randomize
