I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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