So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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