Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I can't put those talents on a resume
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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