community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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