the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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