Need sex. Gaining weight.
that's an acceptable place to lick
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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