I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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