question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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